Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Long Standing Writer Strike Appears to be Over!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Rumors of a settlement in the 6-month writer strike at Sprocket Rocket now appear to be fact. Sources close to the Sprocket Rocket who spoke at the request of remaining anonymous, confirmed that terms have been agreed to which will allow Sprocket Rocket to continue posting miscelaaneous ramblings during the upcoming 2009 cycling season.

Although terms of the agreement have not been made public, our anonymous source was able to confirm that various carbon fiber & alloy components were brought to the negotiating table in an effort to kick start Sprocket Rocket for 2009.

When asked his opinion concerning the settlement at Sprocket Rocket, Rylo, longstanding local cycling activist and pasta aficionado was quoted as saying “I’m not sure why this is such a big deal – not that many people read his stuff anyway. My blog is much more interesting and thought provoking. Besides, Sprocket hasn’t been on his bike in 2 months and I wouldn’t expect anything interesting from that lazy bastard anytime soon.” When asked the reason for his Vitriolic comments Rylo responded “No reason in particular. You just need to understand that my dog Louie can ride a bike better than him”. No one from Sprocket Rocket was available to comment on Rylo’s remarks.

Look for more posts at Sprocket Rocket in the near future.